Why hello, it is me Christian, when Alex asked me to write a short description of myself I didn't know what to write, I first contemplated writing a big bunch of lies to tell you, but I decided that you were all much smarter than that and you wouldn't believe that I was selling Buckingham Palace for the bargain price of £4000, and to all of you across the pond it pronounced 'Buckingum' not 'Buckingham'.

Toddly pip, Good sir